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LEONARD SNART
42, The Great Beyond

My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun.

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Comments

[speedforcer]

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please tell me you left your phone somewhere and someone's messing with you

[atms]

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Not a fan of Sir Mix-a-Lot, Barry?

[speedforcer]

WHAT DO YOU THINK???

[atms]

I think you're probably too young to really have much of an opinion.

[speedforcer]

i'm 28
i'm not THAT young

[atms]

You're right, you're not.
The song's still almost as old as you.
What's your problem with the profile, anyway? Just objecting to my taste in music?

[speedforcer]

which means the song's old enough to be outdated

i'm not objecting to anything
just
questioning your taste in music

[and missing being able to talk to him. but he won't dwell on that. nope, not even for a second]

[foreshock]

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Is your name wifi?
Because I’m feeling a connection.

[atms]

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If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long.

i'm so sorry lmao

[foreshock]

are you google?
because you have everything i'm looking for.

omg no this is great

[atms]

That makes me feel all GUI inside.

[foreshock]

if i were an operating system, your process would have top priority.

[atms]

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

[hext]

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you must be a cool breeze
because i just got a chill

[ Does she mean that to sound as on point as it probably did? Who knows. ]

[atms]

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Very fitting. Ten points.
Question is: is this actually you or whoever set up your profile?

[hext]

it's me. the hacker's days are numbered, even if they aren't completely wrong about my abilities.

[atms]

Destructive jazz hands sound like a fun time.
That's not actually sarcasm, either.

[hext]

so you like puns and adventure. i suppose i'm in luck.

[atms]

You can't go wrong with wordplay and a good adrenaline rush.

[scovilles]

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was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world?

[atms]

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That was definitely an earthquake. But if you're interested, I'm real good at the chill part of "Netflix and chill."

[scovilles]

somehow I have a feeling you might mean both the temperature and the cuddling
but as long as you're still capable of keeping a girl warm afterwards, who am I to turn down such a gallant offer?

[atms]

Well, isn't that interesting.
You're the first person to offer something like that.

[scovilles]

technically, you're offering.
I'm just voicing my consent to the idea
unless you're not up to the challenge?

[atms]

I generally only do that kinda thing with people who know my safeword.