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LEONARD SNART
42, The Great Beyond

My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun.

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Comments

[foreshock]

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Is your name wifi?
Because I’m feeling a connection.

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If you were an ISP, I'd dial you all day long.

i'm so sorry lmao

[foreshock]

are you google?
because you have everything i'm looking for.

omg no this is great

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That makes me feel all GUI inside.

[foreshock]

if i were an operating system, your process would have top priority.

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You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable.

[foreshock]

Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

( Will this mayhem ever end? )

[atms]

Depends on what you want to do once I get you up and running again.

[ who even knows. ]

[foreshock]

i like you.
you might be the hard drive of my dreams.

[atms]

My state is pretty solid.

[foreshock]

baby you're so cute you made my page 404.

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You were doing so well right up until then.
But 42 is a bit old to be called cute.

[foreshock]

hey, my boss has like ten years on you and he's super cute.
it's not an insult.

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Once a guy my age or older gets called "cute" it means we don't generally get called anything else.
Unless "that cute older man" has suddenly become synonymous with "attractive" when I wasn't looking.

[foreshock]

awh.
and i was doing so well.