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LEONARD SNART
42, The Great Beyond

My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun.

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Not a fan of Sir Mix-a-Lot, Barry?

[speedforcer]

WHAT DO YOU THINK???

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I think you're probably too young to really have much of an opinion.

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i'm 28
i'm not THAT young

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You're right, you're not.
The song's still almost as old as you.
What's your problem with the profile, anyway? Just objecting to my taste in music?

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which means the song's old enough to be outdated

i'm not objecting to anything
just
questioning your taste in music

[and missing being able to talk to him. but he won't dwell on that. nope, not even for a second]

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I'm not actually a big hip-hop fan. It just made for a good pun.
If I was really going to use music to flirt, I'd use something better.

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so you think
i bet you'd end up reverting back to puns in no time

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But they'd be puns from better music.
Queen, for instance.

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a pun's a pun
but
i guess you wouldn't be you if you stopped

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So that's your real problem. It's not the music, it's the puns.

[speedforcer]

i never said i had a problem!
stop putting words in my mouth
or on the screen
you know what i mean!!

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how else am I supposed to take "please tell me you left your phone somewhere and someone's messing with you"?

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as a compliment!
it means i think you have better taste in music than your pun shows

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Alright, I can see that.
No objections to Queen?

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to queen? no
to the puns


we'll have to wait and see

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Refresh my profile.

[ just as long as it takes barry to comment on it, it's gonna say "I wanna make a supersonic man outta you." yes, he has been building up to a queen pun this whole time. it's terrible. ]

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seriously len
i don't know whether to laugh or groan






(though shouldn't mick be using that line
mr fahrenheit)

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Both.
Probably. But it was either that or the Flash Gordon theme song.

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i don't think either of those count as flirting

come on
you can do better than that

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That's because I wasn't trying to flirt with you.

[ there's a slight pause between messages. ]

Pretty sure most heroes don't goad their bad guys into flirting with them.

[ you sure you want to do that, barry? ]

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and i'm pretty sure you've not been a "bad guy" for a long time now

[especially after sacrificing his life to save everybody]

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Haven't we had this conversation before? I'm a liar, and a thief, and a murderer, Barry. That hasn't changed just because I decided travelling in time to stop a megalomaniac had some perks.

[ you know, except in all the ways it absolutely has. but he doesn't want barry to think too highly of him. doesn't want to watch whatever pedestal he's up on crumble like he thinks it inevitably will. ]

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i'm not denying that you've done those things before
or that you'll probably do them again
but i know you
there's good in you no matter how much you like to think otherwise

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You've really got me at a disadvantage with the knowing me thing.

[ its a little annoying. ]