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LEONARD SNART
42, The Great Beyond

My anaconda don't want none unless you got puns, hun.

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[hext]

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you must be a cool breeze
because i just got a chill

[ Does she mean that to sound as on point as it probably did? Who knows. ]

[atms]

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Very fitting. Ten points.
Question is: is this actually you or whoever set up your profile?

[hext]

it's me. the hacker's days are numbered, even if they aren't completely wrong about my abilities.

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Destructive jazz hands sound like a fun time.
That's not actually sarcasm, either.

[hext]

so you like puns and adventure. i suppose i'm in luck.

[atms]

You can't go wrong with wordplay and a good adrenaline rush.